What a grim subject!
What a grim time!
What a grim need!
Well it is as it is…and so with heavy hearts, we must don the cape of the villain and twirl our united mustache in malice…
…and bring up a few calorie counts and facts to you, dear loyal readers, for you to know exactly how much of a pain you turned into bodily fat last night.
Go and prepare one large one for this one – yeah, yeah irony and all and drink up me hearties yo ho!